Having moved into our current house a little over a year ago, we occasionally receive mail for the previous owners, for whom we have no current contact information. So, being courteous, my mom sometimes returns the mail to the sender.
Apparently these previous owners were somewhat odd. They lived in this house, newly built when they moved in, for five years without painting a single wall (hence my summer "job"). In addition, it has come to our attention that these people were also Republicans. So Republican, in fact, that they receive frequent mail from the McCain campaign, including the letter pictured below that we received today.
So, I would like to take this opportunity to return the mail to the sender, but this time with a special message. I'm opening it up to you, my loyal blog readers (ha!) to decide what message I should send to the Republican National Committee, or better yet Senator McCain himself (but more likely an underpaid intern). I'll choose the best response, scrawl it across the envelope, and return to sender. And no, no messages that actually support McCain will be chosen, so don't even try (Tim Frost...).
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